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		<title>Sa radem si noi &#8211; Sambata 07.02.2009</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Comparatie intre inchisoare si job: In inchisoare: Iti petreci timpul intr-o celula 8/10 m. La job: Iti petreci timpul intr-un spatiu 6/8 m. In inchisoare: Ai 3 mese pe zi (GRATIS). La job: Ai o pauza pt. o masa pe care o platesti. In inchisoare: Iti dau liber pt. buna-purtare. La job: Iti dau mai [...]]]></description>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Jun 2008 22:44:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 31 May 2008 07:09:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 May 2008 20:21:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 28 May 2008 20:52:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 27 May 2008 13:37:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 26 May 2008 20:02:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 26 May 2008 14:40:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ion si Maria nu puteau avea copii si s-au dus la un preot foarte priceput,care le-a spus ca ar trebui sa se duca la biserica din Paris si sa aprindao lumanare. Zis si facut.Peste 6 ani preotul se hotaraste sa le faca o vizita. Ajunge acasa la ei,suna la usa si deschide usa o fetita.- [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bancurile Zilei</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 20 May 2008 11:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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